~animeghostygirl

its a funny joke, but the sad part is i got it from my teacher T_T
okay, hope i remembered it right... here i go

A father was worried that his son wasnt learning like he was suppose to.
So one day he came up to his son who was playing video games and said "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he studied and read books, like what your suppose to be doing right now."
The boy stated, without looking up from his game, "When Abe was your age, he was the president of the USA, like you ever could"
i hate it wen my parents do that

I GOT ANOTHER REDNECK JOKE, AND THIS IS A 2 IN 1 JOKE (2 versions)
#1.
If u sit down and u cant reach ur arms around ur stomach, DONT WEAR SPANDEX!!!
#2.
If u sit on a bike and u cant see the wheels, NEVER WEAR SPANDEX!!!
this one i made up
If u stand up and u just releized uve never seen ur feet, have ur tripulets already