~animeghostygirl

4 the past couple days i havent been getting any good sleep, ive been staying up till like 4 in the morning. it sux!!! im cursed with my dads sleeping habbits!
well anyways, while i was trying 2 go 2 sleep, i made up a song!!! u basically sing 'row row row ur boat', cept u say 'doom doom doom d doom' and stuff! its kinda fun b cuz ive been annoying my parents wen i sing it
i also got done seeing 'A Super Hero Movie', its hilarious!

my family computer is having a mental and physical breakdown and im afraid the stupid monitor died! but it was its time, i mean we've had it 4 around 6, 7 yrs. at least it was put out of its misorey at the dump

well, in other news, today i was a lucky !!! wen anime-ice-queen and i went 2 the aquatic center, i found a dollar in the trash!!! no im not a trash digger! i was just throwing a wrapper in the trash and i just glanced in and a saw the dollar! whoever threw that away is a stupid moron that i luv!!! i just wish there was more morons like that person!

there is a county fair coming up and i can enter 5 pics ive done 2 already (wich i will eventually submit) 4 fantasy and abstract, and i need help 4 the other 3. i am doing 1 portrait, 1 wildlife (animals stuff), and 1 floral, but the problem is, i have no ideas and that is axactly y i like websites were u have buddies on! i need help with the ideas b cuz im running blank here, and thats not
cool! so if u peeps could, PLZ help!!!

MY MP4 ARRIVED I CANT B LEAVE IT!!

i FINALLY have less then 10 messages!!! i usually have more than 15! i spent 2 hrs on the messages, and i only had 25, i just realized something. that is really, really sad.

I had a blond moment that is Blonde-er than Blonde!
my mom, sis, and i got back from grocery shopping, and as i was getting out of the car at the same time as i was arguing with my mom bout something, i accidently slammed the car door into my head. apparently i was gonna slam the door, but i guess i forgot the "take ur head out of the door before shutting it" part. that whole day i had to put up with a headache and a huge bump on my head. me go "duh!"

IM so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im getting an mp4!!! yay me! *claps*

I GOT SOMETHING ELSE! I GOT THE REDNECK DICTIONARY!!! but i'll only give 1, i forgot the rest
assinine: i give her face a 5, and her ass a nine

im sorry that i havent been online or checking my messages lately, its been a real pain in the neck 4 me, and it sucks. its a tie between school, homework, me getting kicked off, being grounded, and parents wanting "family time". so, to lighten the mood, i got some 'ur momma' jokes

ur momma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets
ur momma is so ugly, that she sent a blind man running
ur momma is so fat, that she has her own gravitational pull
ur momma is so fat, that wen she jumps off a diving board, people say "tidal wave!!!"

and my personal fav:
ur momma is so fat, that people made a show about her, "the flab files

sorry agian about the message build-up

its a funny joke, but the sad part is i got it from my teacher T_T
okay, hope i remembered it right... here i go

A father was worried that his son wasnt learning like he was suppose to.
So one day he came up to his son who was playing video games and said "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he studied and read books, like what your suppose to be doing right now."
The boy stated, without looking up from his game, "When Abe was your age, he was the president of the USA, like you ever could"
i hate it wen my parents do that

I GOT ANOTHER REDNECK JOKE, AND THIS IS A 2 IN 1 JOKE (2 versions)
#1.
If u sit down and u cant reach ur arms around ur stomach, DONT WEAR SPANDEX!!!
#2.
If u sit on a bike and u cant see the wheels, NEVER WEAR SPANDEX!!!
this one i made up
If u stand up and u just releized uve never seen ur feet, have ur tripulets already